1) I was burping her and she pooped on me.
2) Is it ok if I take a shower?
3) Stop chewing your gum so loud. You’ll wake her up.
4) I’ll need seven minutes to get ready.
5) Was that a fart or poop?
6) The hairdryer put her to sleep.
7) I need to start pumping for Wednesday.
8) If I wear her, maybe she’ll go to sleep.
9) What are the words to Humpty Dumpty?
10) Do I have breastmilk on this shirt? (said by my husband)