I'm guilty of...
#1 - Lying to my two year old, Claire, about my phone being broken, so I don't have to watch Elmo again.
#2 - Serving the same meal for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
#3 - Pretending to be sicker than I really am, so my husband takes over childcare duties for awhile.
#4 - Shoving a Mallomar in my mouth, while secretly hiding from Claire in the kitchen.
#5 - Only cutting my daughter's fingernails when we go somewhere special.
#6 - Playing hide and go seek together, so I can take a power nap while Claire’s looking for me.
#7 - Rationalizing that its ok to not brush her teeth at night, because there's always tomorrow.
#8 - Using my daughter as an excuse to get out of social engagements.
#10 - Celebrating loud fart noises with my daughter.
#11 - Counting down the days til Claire goes to preschool.
#12 - Having no desire to go back to work, once preschool starts.
#13 - Blogging and ignoring my daughter (like right now).
#14 - Only believing #13 is such a crime, because the rest don't really amount to much in the scheme of life.
So, folks, how many "Hail Mary's" do I need to say? Am I absolved yet?
And, for good measure...I showed you mine. Now, you show me yours...
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