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We begin with the best intentions as mothers. Only to find ourselves, then, doing things we swore we’d never do.
I also lament the things that I don’t do…
“Oh, today looks like a lovely day to take Claire to the park…Ah, we’ll go tomorrow.”
Or…“My daughter looks like she can go another day without a bath."
It’s hard to admit. Makes me feel like a horrible mother.
Equally cringe-worthy are the things that I thought I wouldn’t say. I find things flying out of my mouth that a) are just plain ridiculous, b) make me realize I’m becoming my mother, and/or c) are probably over my 16-month-old daughter's head right now.
Indeed, she’s ignoring me anyway. But I often wonder what she would say if she had the words (my homage to ‘honest toddler’ on twitter, @honesttoddler):
ME: CLAIRE:
Why did you just do that? Because
Where does this go? I’m guessing…on the floor?
That doesn’t go in that hole. Why? It fits.
Stop whining. Don't count on that happening.
You’re too loud. I don’t know the opposite of loud
Eat your food. Maybe
Try it; you’ll like it. If I don’t try it, we’ll never know.
You're giving me a headache. And your point is?
Calm down! Why?
We don’t hit! I just did.
I’m only going to say this once. That’s good.
You’re not listening to me. What’s your point?
What do you want? If I knew, I’d tell you.
That’s not a toy. And your point is?
I’ve just read over the list. It’s long! I’m embarrassed. And I’m glad I don’t live with an honest toddler.
haha too funny! i love those tweets.
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morgan
http://quitetheblog.com
These are awesome and so true! Funny how kids bring out the crazy/lazy inside :) New follower from the Hop!
ReplyDeleteYes, crazy/lazy. I'm missing the sleeping zzz's, so I make up for them elsewhere!
DeleteThese are great! My son's favorite answer to "why did you just do that?" is always "Because". When I ask "because why?", he tells me, "because I did!"
ReplyDeleteGotta love those toddler brains!
Holly
http://notdonegrowing.blogspot.com/
He's right! It's very simple.
DeleteHa. I definitely have (lack of) park guilt. Also, I never thought I'd be the mom who gave her kid puffs just to shut him up, but here I am.
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DeleteI never thought I would be the parent who gives their child a box of tiny teddies at the start of a shopping trip and doesn't let her open them unless she behaves to the checkout.
ReplyDeleteHa! Sounds like it's working for you!
DeleteI used look down at those parents who shoved lollies in their kids faces to get them to behave. Guess what a said to my 3 year old this morning? " If you get dressed without making a fuss I will give you a lolly".
ReplyDeleteThere is no integrity or honor in motherhood.
Down and dirty!
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ReplyDeletelove the tweets, such a cute blog, looking forward to reading more
http://ramblingmomma03.blogspot.ca/
Cute, cute picture!
ReplyDeleteThis is funny and so true! It is funny how much I've bent on the things I said I'd never do. Eh skipping baths once in a while is good for their immune system. Probably. I hope... :)
ReplyDeleteThank you for minimizing my guilt!
DeleteLOL I love that Honest Toddler twitter! It's hilarious!!
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Haha so funny! :)
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J
Haha, oh yes, how accurate are those quotes! It doesn't take long for babies to turn into toddlers with attitude, does it ?
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Too funny! I feel the same way myself most days :)
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Paula
lifeasweknowitbypaula.blogspot.com
These are hysterical and I can relate...I bet all parents can, whether we admit it or not, lol!
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I'm frustrated just reading that! Lol. Thanks for linking up for Flash Blog Friday :-)
ReplyDeleteI have a very good feeling that my twins may turn out to be honest toddlers. They are very smart and like to "debate" with us already! I found you on Lovin' the Numbers blog hop!
ReplyDeleteThis post is hilarious! The stuff toddlers say is comic relief for parents. Guess that is the only way parents make it through those years.
ReplyDeleteYes, you know the saying...If you don't laugh, you'll cry.
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Danya
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